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Holy Mother of Nerd!  I’ve just spent the last three hours trying to upload today’s blog entry.  For some reason, it kept uploading as one giant paragraph.  Well, after multiple transfers between multiple laptops, numerous copies and pastings, seemingly endless saves and re-saves, and 27 consecutive drafts (wordpress keeps track, bless their hearts), I finally had to switch over to html.  Not exactly my forte, but it seems to have done the job.

So – tada!  Here it is!  A terrific Q&A with author Adam-Troy Castro in which he touches on, among other things, his work, his love of Ellery Queen, and how he enlisted Electro to bump off his wife.  Read on for the details.

And, hey, let’s get those questions in for actor Peter Kelamis, Stargate: Universe’s Adam Brody.  The last thing we want is for him to relax on his time off.

Over to Adam…

Thanks all for this group-read. I hope I can answer your questions to your satisfaction!

 

I warn people that my answers include major spoilers for EMISSARIES FROM THE DEAD and some significant hints to events in the next two Andrea Cort novels. Andrea Cort II, THE THIRD CLAW OF GOD, was published in March of this year, and I just completed work on the book after that, THE WAR OF THE MARIONETTES (which is, alas, at this point, only scheduled for publication in German – and yeah, that’s irritating to me, but we’re working on it.) Further answers imbedded after the questions.

Ship’s Cook writes, “I’d like to know a little about the author’s past, namely how long he has been a science fiction fan, what led him to become a writer, his early influences, and who or what he enjoys reading today. Thank you.”

 

ATC: Thank you, Ship’s Cook.

 

I was never a fan of the sort who attended conventions – but for a few exceptions my teens, I didn’t get into that world until I became a pro who could be on programming –  but I’ve been reading sf since childhood, discovering Asimov, Clarke, Ellison, Silverberg, Harrison, and Sheckley by age 12. I became a huge admirer of Ellison, in particular.

 

Simultaneously I discovered the joy of mysteries and became a big reader of, among others, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, and my favorite, Ellery Queen – who is rarely read today, but still exists in the form of the magazine that bears his name. Ellery Queen was the pseudonym of two cousins who wrote mysteries about a mystery novelist named Ellery Queen, who solved mysteries and then wrote about Ellery Queen solving them. This was meta-fiction before anybody talked about meta-fiction. The tales tended to end with Ellery gathering the suspects together in a room and telling them his detailed reasoning. There’s a lot of Ellery in Andrea, even if he was a nicer guy. The “drawing-room mystery,” as that subgenre is called, has been growing increasingly rare for decades, and has been taken over by more realistic stories of police doing what police do, and one of the best practitioners of that kind of story was Ed McBain. I only read about seventy of his books. Only. There’s a lot of him in Andrea’s interrogation scenes, as well.

 

It was many years before I found out that my favorite Ellery Queen mysteries were actually ghostwritten by science fiction writers Theodore Sturgeon, Avram Davidson, and Fredric Brown. And that McBain had written some science fiction under the name Richard Marsten. Imagine that.

 

What led me want to become a writer? Just always did. Couldn’t imagine wanting to do anything else. Wrote short stories at eight, my first novel (which no one will ever, ever see) at eighteen, my second (which I also daily thank God wasn’t published – and I’m serious, since it got as far as attracting an agent, despite some elements that mortify me today) at twenty-five. I sold my first short story to DRAGON magazine in 1989, started selling short fiction regularly within the next couple of years after that. I wrote a Spider-Man story, “The Stalking of John Doe,” for an anthology; that one received praise from folks who called it one of the ten best Spider-Man stories ever written, and got me the assignment to write the character at novel length. I did four of those, including a trilogy pitting the wall-crawler against the Sinister Six, thus proving to myself that I could do the novel trick.

 

Background: born in New York, graduated Cornell in 1983, worked in advertising for a short time and in the job from hell (seriously, don’t get me started) for a long long time after that. Moved to Florida in 1995, met my future wife very shortly after that, gradually became her friend. It took us three years of regular get-togethers to realize that we were dating. Became a full-time writer in 2003. Z is for Zombie, set for publication in April, is something like my eighteenth book – seventeenth, eighteenth, somewhere in there.

 

What I read now? Lots and lots and lots. I love the savage FBI profiler novels of Cody McFadyen, whose protagonist Smoky Barrett is even more messed up than Andrea. (Check out THE FACE OF DEATH). I love the horror novels of Brian Keene. I like Stephen King. I enjoy John Shirley and Tim Dorsey and Joe Hill and Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Jack Ketchum and Christopher Moore and Marcus Sakey. I read Robert Silverberg and Dennis Lehane and Donald Westlake (RIP), and Ed McBain (ditto) and Gary Jennings (ditto ditto). Could just go on listing names, but that gets boring after a while, unless the question gets more specific.

 

Mercury187 writes, “Assuming that, as a writer of SF, you’re also a fan of
the genre, what would you say are your three top underrated science fiction
gems?”

 

ATC: Thank you, Mercury187.

 

Among the many authors sadly neglected by readers despite whatever respect they may get from their fellow writers  include Barry N. Malzberg, one of the finest and darkest prose stylists this field has ever produced; his novels Galaxies and Herovit’s World are both science fiction about science fiction, and both are brilliant; the short stories of Ray Vukcevich, who has as quirky and off-center an imagination as any I have ever encountered; and Walter Tevis, whose Mockingbird is one of the all time great twilight-of-humanity stories. I would also deeply recommend that folks who haven’t do so track down one of the various collections of short stories by Charles Beaumont, who died far too young after a brilliant career that included scripting a number of stories for the original The Twilight Zone.

 

Anne Teldy writes: “For Mr. Castro: Thank you, Sir, for an enjoyable read and for taking time to join us here.
1. Yes, I read the Acknowledgments even though I know I’m not in them. Yours were done properly without giving anything away. Have you ever considered including a red herring just to tease your readers? ( Thanks to Frieda Calienti for teaching me all I know about zero-grav brain surgery. Not all she nows, of course, so any mistakes are mine.)

 

2. Some authors title their chapters; others don’t. Why did you choose to do so?”

 

ATC: I’ve always liked novels that named chapters. The trick is of course to come up with chapter names that intrigue without giving away too much. In certain novels, it wouldn’t work at all, and those are the ones that should get mere numbers. It’s a stylistic thing, one easier to feel than to explain.

 

The acknowledgments for the second novel go on at some length about the immense help of a fictional friend who moved out of his house and lived in the garage so I could sleep next to his wife for that period. So: yeah.

 

Starship Trooper writes: “1) I read that elements of this world appeared in your previous published short stories. Which elements exactly? Andrea? The indentured system? One One One? Do all of your stories take place within the same established setting?

 

2) You write female characters very well. What sort of advice would you offer another male writer who would like to capture the female voice.

 

3) Someone is going to ask this question so it might as well be may. This was a murder mystery. Did you know whodunit when you sat down to write Emissaries or was it something you discovered in the process?”

 

ATC: Thank you, Starship Trooper.

 

1) As I’ve worked in a number of genres, and have done more horror than science fiction, only a few of my 80+ published stories have any bearing to Andrea’s world, which I call “The AIsource Infection” universe. They would include the novella “Unseen Demons,” which introduced Andrea; the novellas “The Funeral March of the Marionettes” and “The Tangled Strings of the Marionettes,” which are stories of the Dip Corps; a few others, including this year’s “Among the Tchi,” which isn’t about Andrea but features an alien race she finds particularly irksome. There are also a couple of stories connected to Andrea’s world but taking place in the near future, instead of her far-future one: the best known of these is “Sunday Night Yams At Minnie and Earl’s.” (These appeared in the various sf magazines; my website has a bibliography, which details just which stories fit into Andrea’s world and which don’t. Here’s the URL.)

 

 

I call special attention to a series of strangely-titled stories about a pair of space rogues called Vossoff and Nimmitz; they take in Andrea’s general neighborhood, but they’re very very silly, and can be considered part of the same universe only in the same sense that Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers both had adventures (of a very different kind) in Casablanca. My bibliography warns that nobody reading those should expect them to match up with Andrea’s stories perfectly: by design, there’s no consistency, not even internally. (Even if a key character from those shows up in time to become a major player in The Third Claw of God.

 

2) How to write women? Write a person. Then add gender. Everything else is nuance. This may strike you as glib, but it’s the best way I can describe my approach, except to say that I never claimed to be especially good at understanding ladies in real life and am downright astonished that I get so much praise for doing it well in print.

 

3) Of course I knew whodunnit. I may make up certain other things as I go along –  for instance, for a long time I thought one of the Porrinyards would be killed in action during the aerial combat scene, and I was never actually sure how the climax would play out until I got there. But you can’t write a murder mystery, planting clues and so on, revealing what you need to reveal and hiding what you need to hide, unless you know the main secret, and a lot of the subsidiary secrets,  from page one. Once you know that, writing the book after that becomes all about throwing complications on top of complications so your detective keeps getting distracted by irrelevancies and doesn’t see a direct path to the solution. Another way of putting it, I guess, is that if you don’t know what’s going on from page one, then anybody could be the guilty party, and then the identity of guilty party doesn’t matter. The identity of the guilty party needs to matter. Otherwise, you’re not writing a mystery. You’re playing CLUE.

 

TimC writes: “Great book! I’m looking forward to the author Q&A. Here are some questions for him:
1. As people have already pointed out, the world-building in your book is phenomenal. You’ve given a lot of detail to many facets of your world while others have been referred to but not really pursued. The Diplomatic Corps that Andrea works for, for instance. What else can you tell us about DIPS and will we learn more about it in your next book.

 

2. I hear you started off writing short fiction and that this is your first novel (and a great one, might I add). I’d like to know what made you decide to write a novel. Was it always your intent and were short stories something you were cutting your teeth on or was it a desire that evolved after writing so much short fiction? Did you always think you had a book in you?

 

3. I found Emissaires from the Dead a very unique book. Would you say you were influenced by any other SF works or works outside of the SF realm?

 

4. When’s the follow-up being released?”

 

ATC: Thank you, Tim C.

 

The Dip Corps is a rather ineffectual but corrupt bureaucracy that has used Andrea in ways she doesn’t even know about. See The Third Claw of God for one of those ways.

 

This isn’t quite my first novel. As already stated, I did four licensed Spider-Man novels before this, and I like to consider the Vossoff and Nimmitz collection a paste-up novel. Why do I want to write novels? Novels are where it’s at, professionally; a great short story is a thing of beauty, but it’s the rare author who can make a career of them. Did I always think I had a book in me? Well, it did take me a long time to learn the novel-writing trick…but I’m glad that I eventually got there.

 

SF: I love Asimov, Silverberg, and Ellison. Mysteries: I love Donald Westlake, and Ed McBain. There is a lot of Asimov and a lot of Sherlock Holmes in Andrea.

 

Already answered, but I’ll say it again: last March.

 

KellkyK writes: “Some questions for Adam.
1. What kind of research did you do for Emissaries of the Dead? Or are you naturally scifi-inclined and the story developed wholly from your imagination?

 

2. What are your thoughts on the state of science fiction today, literary SF and other? Bold new directions or rut?

 

3. Andrea Cort is a nicely rounded character. What made you decide to go with a female protagonist and were there any early concerns about the decision? Also, if they were casting the Emissaries from the Dead movie right now, who would you cast as Andrea?

 

ATC: Thank you, KellyK.

 

1) Didn’t do much research for this particular book; just mucked about the gray matter.

 

2) SF is as versatile a genre as any that exist, and the one thing I note is that, as we head into the future, the space-faring sf that defined my youth seems to be getting rarer in favor of dystopic or utopian near-future scenarios. I believe that interstellar travel fiction – in print, at least – may be reduced to a narrow sub-genre, in a field that is otherwise heading in other directions.

 

3) One trick about female characters that practitioners of the mystery and horror genres also know is that, even if we know intellectually that ladies can be tougher and smarter and more resourceful than many men, we still tend to worry about them more. It seems that even the least sexist reader alive cannot help feel the threat more intimately when a woman character (even one as tough as nails as Andrea) is the target. Write a woman in jeopardy and female readers identify with her; male readers feel protective. This is a sexist reflex on the part of the human animal that just happens to make writing women characters an advantage in thriller situations. Also, I think people forgive things of women characters that they would never forgive of men. It would be hard to depict a man who acted like Andrea and not have him come off as an uncomplicated bastard who should just die. But people feel affection for Andrea, despite herself.

 

Who would I cast as Andrea? Once upon a time, Jennifer Jason Leigh. Anne Parillaud would have been good, at the height of her fame. My wife votes for Angelina Jolie.

 

Future-Rama writes: “Questions for Adam Troy Castro:
1) Will you be exploring the dissident faction of the AISource in your next book?

 

2) I’d also like to know if you’re next book will explore more of Andrea Cort’s entry into the Diplomatic Corps. Given her infamous background, I’d have thought she’d be the last one to join or be recruited by anything called Diplomatic. But maybe there’s an irony there that is hinted at in EftD, that the Diplomatic Corps is not quite as “diplomatic” as we would assume.

 

3) Among the aspects I loved about this book were the sentient alien races like the Brachiators and the Bocai. The Brachiators were an engineered race and I’m assuming native only to One One One, but the Bocai were an established alien race who, forgive me if I misread, were seen as second-class citizens by many humans. I’d really love to know more about the Bocai and their struggles and was wondering if we would learn more about them, and not just their involvement in the colony from Andrea’s youth, in coming books. If not, what can you tell us about them?

 

Thanks for taking my questions and I can’t wait for the second book to come out. Oh, and one more question. When is it coming out? *Taps foot impatiently”

 

ATC: Thank you, Future-Rama.

 

1) The so-called Unseen Demons are a major part of Andrea’s back story and will remain such, but their importance to any particular Andrea story will vary. They are not, for instance, very important in The Third Claw of God, making but  token appearance while she deals with more human concerns. Her relationship with them and with the AIsource is in for serious upheaval in book 3, War of the Marionettes. If I get to do more Andrea novels after that – I hope so – then the AIsource and the Unseen Demons will fade into the background for a while as I explore more of her universe.

 

2) Andrea does work for the Dip Corps, but she’s not a “Diplomat” except by association. Her particular talent is not diplomacy, but prosecution, and her bailiwick is handling those cases where human laws run up against alien ones. She’s not the one you want on your side if you want to make friends of an alien race, but she will nail the criminals within the Corps. Think of her, also, as an Internal Affairs cop, tracking corrupt people inside the system, like Gibb. And yeah, her advancement within her career is a testament to her talent. The Corps saw a potentially useful asset and took advantage of it. Of course, they also had another secret purpose in mind for her. See The Third Claw of God. (Sorry.)

 

3) A Bocaian academic known as the Khaajiir is also very important to The Third Claw of God. Andrea’s monstrous reputation among the Bocaians is key to that volume. Someday, Andrea will return to Bocai, but that story is not written yet. Key thing to know about the Bocaians: they’re a fairly unambitious civilization content to exist in peace on their own planet, without much say in interspecies diplomacy. They just don’t care all that much. But they also hold grudges.

 

Re the next book, all together now: last March.

 

Artdogspot writes: “For Adam-Troy Castro:  I enjoyed this story, especially the investigation / suspense elements set in such an unsettling environment. I also really liked the character you created in Andrea Cort.
1. What led you to write a mystery and why did you decide to make the main character a woman?

 

2. You have created some playful names of worlds and alien races (i.e., Bursteenies). Where did the name, OneOneOne, come from

 

3. There were some amusing – and not so amusing characters (Gibb) and commentary on management and administrators. Is this based on your own personal experience? (In our household “management” is affectionately referred to as “manglement”.)

 

4. The AISource is portrayed as fairly omnipotent; God-like in some ways. They even encourage the notion of “free will” in humans and other sentient life forms. How could humans and other living beings co-exist with such a superior race without feeling as if they may be somehow dominated or manipulated by them?

 

5. It’s revealed that the AIsource is essentially conducting behavioral science experiments on organic sentient beings. They have cleverly diverted attention from this activity. Since we know they can actually create some actual life forms (Brachiators), it seems that it would be easy for them to clone or create human beings. So, why don’t they create their own human test populations to study? How would anyone know that these populations were created for actual study?

 

6. It is also revealed that they are also studying specific human beings because they exhibit behaviors out of the norm which interest them. What do they expect to learn from these human behaviors that they can’t possibly emulate themselves?

 

7. At the end of the story, it is reveled that the AISource is tired from living basically eternal lives. How have they actually come to be able to feel this way?

 

8. Andrea’s childhood was a nightmare. She grew up believing she was a monster as a result of her actions during the worldwide massacre on her planet when she was eight years-old. Actually, she was a surviving victim of this massacre yet she was treated like a criminal in her formative years and basically sold to the “Company Store”. It seemed a bit extreme to me though it was a plausible explanation for her anti-social behavior. Obviously, Santiago’s background was much more extreme but can you sum up why Andrea turned out to be fairly functional while Santiago basically became psychopathic

 

9. I enjoyed Andrea’s character more when she was an independent, tough outsider. What was the rationale behind your decision to make her open up to her own and others’ feelings towards the end of the book? Was this primarily attributable to AISource meddling or evolution of her character?”

 

ATC: Wow, Artdogspot, you really piled on the questions. Let’s see what I can do.

 

1) The detective has an excuse to walk around his/her society, asking questions of rich, poor, powerful and weak alike. Thus a good detective story allows the detective to wander his/her world from top to bottom, and teach us as much about the  workings of that world as about the mystery itself. See Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe and Robert Towne’s Jake Gittes (from CHINATOWN), who teach us about Los Angeles…Dennis Lehane’s Patrick Kenzie and Angela Gennaro (GONE BABY GONE among others), who teach us about Boston…and Harry Kellerman’s Rabbi Small, who teaches us about Judaism. Mysteries are therefore perfect for sf, as the detective’s doings give us the grand tour of the world without ever forcing some character to say, “As you know, Bob…” Isaac Asimov helped to demonstrate this with The Caves of Steel, about a far-future murder investigation that was also a grand tour of a post-nuclear Earth.

 

2) One One One was nothing more than an indication that the AIsource use binary notation for some purposes. I didn’t think they had enough poetry in them to  give the station a more evocative name. No particular significance except, I discovered to my delight, considerable annoyance value.

 

3) I did work for a while in Corporate America, and got to see that incompetence is impenetrable when it’s in a position of power. You know the TV show THE OFFICE? All versions? I promise you, from personal experience,  it doesn’t exaggerate. I had a boss who made Michael Scott look normal.  Andrea’s antagonistic attitude toward the very people who employ her is necessary on a storytelling level, since she’s in greater danger if we can’t count on them to back her up.

 

4) I suppose it’s a little like being a small country in our world, trying to get along while hoping that the superpowers don’t screw things up for everybody. Andrea’s terrible discovery in Emissaries is that the AIsource have even more influence on human concerns than most people believe.

 

5) Who says they haven’t? Who’s to say that the entirety of human history is not one of their experiments?

 

6) The AIsource are trying to induce unusual thought models. Creatures like the Brachiators are the medium.

 

7) That may well be grist for a future story.

 

8) That’s a poser we face in our world, every day: why is it that one brutally abused child becomes a serial killer, and another becomes an essentially good person with some bad memories? In fact, why is it that so many people raised in happy homes grow up to be selfish bastards, while others actually put the lessons of their childhoods into practice? The specific answer in the case of Andrea and the fictional Christina may be in part that Andrea had a few years of a loving family before the massacre ended her childhood, and Christina did not. Or it may be that Andrea was made of more resilient stuff. I honestly don’t know because that all ties in to the origin of evil, and that’s just one of them eternal questions that nobody’s ever been able to answer. One thing, though: the massacre on Bocai was not “worldwide”; it was one small island community.

 

9) The AIsource manipulated her feelings quite a bit, but I like to believe that Andrea had reached a turning point anyway: either stop torturing herself, and find some way to live, or accept that she couldn’t and pack it in (an option that included suicide, which she had already tried). Which segues nicely to the next comment.

 

Thornyrose writes: “Managed to finish Emissaries from the dead this morning. I agree with just about every point you mentioned. This was a very pleasant read indeed, grabbing my attention from the first chapter’s “I’m a monster”, to the vivid descriptions of the physical layout of One One One. The complex universe and social structure of this book’s universe was laid out in a way to make it seem plausible. I was torn throughout the book between slowing down my reading pace to make sure I didn’t miss anything, and trying to read faster to discover the next revelation.

 

The sci fi mystery novel approach worked very well in this book I believe. Despite the exotic setting, despite the political machinations driving the investigation, Andrea Cort comes across as an old style hard bitten P.I.

 

The only part of the book that threw me slightly was the changes in Andrea’s character by the end of the novel. As you already described, she’s a loner who’s been emotionally scarred by childhood tragedy and the resultant abnormal upbringing following that tragedy. Yet by the end of the novel she’s made some changes in behavior and thought that seem a bit rushed. I didn’t actually dislike this development, just found it a less probable than most of the other events in the book. Still, a solid read that I’ve very glad I took the time to sit down with.”

 

ATC: Thank you, Thornyrose.

 

The believability of Andrea’s character changes at the end of Emissaries may or may not be a flaw in my storytelling – that’s up to readers to decide –  but I’ll tell you my take on it. As far as I’m concerned, Andrea isn’t as deeply changed then as she believes she is.

 

She’s just in love for the first time, far later in life than most of us are, and not used to the feeling.

 

We all get a little goofy under those endorphins. We tend to think, “I’m happier than I’ve ever been! I’m a brand new person!”

 

It ain’t necessarily true. Life doesn’t have happy endings. It has happy turning points, but that’s not the same thing.

 

By the next book Andrea’s been with the Porrinyards for a year, and we can see that she was overly optimistic about how lasting and how extensive those changes were. She’s substantially improved in that she’s a little less tightly wound than she used to be, and significantly more social. But beyond that she’s still pretty much the same woman: angry, unpleasant, distrustful of friendly overtures, not the most fun to have around at a party. This leads to problems…

 

Airelle writes, “I was suprised in all the control of AI that they could not ferret out the Heckler, maybe I missed the point where it explained that. Who was Christina Santiago-Peterson that you said was not satisfied with the way you killed her off the first time,? I look forward to reading the next Andrea Cort story in The Third Claw of God. thanks for taking time to answer questions and thanks Joe for asking.”

 

ATC: Thank you, Airelle.

 

The AIsource knew exactly what was going on throughout Emissaries; it just wasn’t as important to them as putting Andrea into play.

 

The real Christina Santiago-Peterson is a local friend who I had last killed off in my Spider-Man novel,  Secret of the Sinister Six. There’s a chapter of that book where the titular villains attack an industrial facility and kill off a lot of innocent bystanders, all of whom have the names of my local friends. The Vulture flies the fictional Christina, in that book a security guard, a thousand feet straight up and then callously drops her. The real Christina was upset that I didn’t provide her with as violent and as graphic a death as I’d provided my future wife, the then Judi Goodman, in the same book. (Judi got thoroughly, and graphically, fried by Electro.) Christina complained so much, for so long – you have no idea – that I promised to kill her again, in some more imaginative manner. You’ll note that I cheated her. Not only does she apparently die the same way, from a fall, but she also turns out to not be dead. Serves her right.

 

Thanks to Joseph, again, for this opportunity! I enjoyed virtually “meeting” you all. Good luck to him in the Stargate universe, and good luck to everybody else in…well, this one. Have a good one!

 

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Actor Peter Kelamis (SGU's Adam Brody) wants your question. And a medic!

Honestly.  What the hell was I thinking choosing a Blackberry over an iPhone?  Why didn’t anybody tell me what I was missing out on?  If anyone out there is faced with a similar decision – Blackberry or iPhone – allow me to break it down for you: GET – THE – iPHONE!  Seriously.  I feel like someone has just introduced me to HD television after about a year and a half of entertaining myself with radio.  Following the suggestions kindly given me, I synced my MacBook with my iPhone and now I’m surfing the net and getting my emails on both.  Not only that, but I was up past midnight last night downloading apps in preparation for my upcoming Tokyo trip.  Forget my Garmin GPS, English-Japanese dictionary, guide books, hard copies of my schedule, and subway maps.  Nowe, they’re all in one handy, portable device.  Yes, my conversion is complete.  All hail, Apple!

Oh, hey, prior to heading off on hiatus, I told several cast members that I’d like them to swing by the blog and do a Q&A now that the show has finally started airing (David Blue and Brian J. Smith did one prior to the premiere and I aim to get them back for another go now that you’re all familiar with their characters).  Anyway, Peter Kelamis, who plays Adam Brody on SGU, checked in with me the other day, dropping me an email on an unrelated topic – and has found himself officially corralled.  SO, if you’ve got questions for actor/comedian/pet psychic/t.v. scientist, start posting.  I’ll be gathering them up through Monday.  What was it like working on the first year of Stargate: Universe?  Where would he like to see his character go (provided we haven’t killed him off yet) next year?  Which is his favorite sandwich off crafts service and why do they serve up those little baby carrots?  I mean, come on.  It’s not as if anybody actually eats them!

Also, while perusing my backlog of photos, I came across a batch I snapped during the Time shoot.  As you know, the creatures used are underwater denizens from the deep, deep depths of the Pacific Ocean and, while deadly, can be docile given the right conditions: while sleeping, drugged, or dead.  So our resident monster wrangler, Evil Kenny Gibbs showed up with one for a little show-and-tell and, well, things got a little out of hand…

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Props Master Evil Kenny Gibbs brings a little something to the party.

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Whoa! Look at the teeth on the little critter!

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Fortunately, the creature is sedated - and that allows Carl and co. to have some fun with it.

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Look out! It's got Carl! Ha ha. Just kidding.

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Yeah, all fun and games until the thing suddenly woke up hungry and latched itself onto Carl's face. I swear, I have never before heard a grown man utter such a high-pitched shriek.

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After beating on the damn thing with our fists and landing some well-placed kicks, it finally let go. James Robbins shows off the prize. Carl, by the way, is resting comfortably following the face transplant.

Pleased to see that the response to Time has been overwhelmingly positive.  I’ll weigh in with further thoughts after the episode airs in the U.K.

Off to peruse the App Store.  Hey!  Holographic Audio Thunder and Bird Songs!  I ask you, how did I live without it?!

Tagged: Adam Brody, Peter Kelamis, Stargate, Stargate Universe

 
 
14 November 2009 @ 08:11 pm
News + Spoiler
[info]sg1_solutions: Stargate Friday (November 13, 2009)

Challenges
[info]sga_lims: Eliminations 8/5
[info]lantis_icontest: Challenge 72: Spoils of War
[info]sga_icontest: Challenge 178 - SGA: The Doctor Who? Chronicles
[info]sga_lfws: LFWS#3 ROUND 5 VOTE ROUND
[info]sga_lfws: PIMP BANNERS
[info]helen_stills: Week 3 winners
[info]helen_stills: Reminder 2: Week 4
[info]mcsheplets: Reminder for challenge #58 (Hindsight) and poll for #59
[info]jf_dh_icontest: Challenge 111
[info]jf_dh_icontest: Voting, Challenge 110

Meta
[info]sga_rewind: Discussion: 1x04 Thirty Eight Minutes

Miscellaneous
[info]jstaite_daily: Jewel with Ben Foster
[info]wraithfodder: Stargate Conventions: Joe Flanigan, Jason Momoa, Paul McGillion (vids/blogs) 2/2
[info]wraithfodder: Stargate Conventions: Joe Flanigan, Paul McGillion & more (photos) (1/1)
[info]sgnovelreview: What Book are you reading?

Podfic
[info]villainny: Belly by Nny

Fanart
[info]scifan1: JT 4 cap Challenge Art - (Sheppard/Teyla) [PG]
[info]scifan1: JT FanArt- Wallie and Calendar - (Sheppard/Teyla) [PG]
[info]miso_no_tsuki: Sparkly!John NWS Fanart
[info]miso_no_tsuki: Two Teyla Pics

Icons
[info]saavick: Stargate icons, part # 6

Screencaps
[info]keller_daily: The Kindred, Part 1
[info]ronon_liz_daily: No Man's Land
[info]jt_daily: The Ark
[info]ronon_daily: Reunion
[info]sga_ships_daily: Before I Sleep (Weir/Janus)
[info]teyla_daily: Conversion
[info]ronon_liz_daily: Adrift
[info]sparky_daily: 3x18 - Submersion
[info]hewlett_daily: The Darkside
[info]sga_daily: Runner
[info]daily_mcshep: FIRST CONTACT - (McKay/Sheppard)

You can reach us at sga.newsletter@googlemail.com or just leave us a comment (comments will be screened).
 
 
14 November 2009 @ 08:01 pm
Что будет, если искупать в речке гитару/лютню? Ей полный и бесповоротный кирдык?

upd: Боже, сколько нового и прекрасного я узнала о гитарах :))) Большое всем спасибо :))))
 
 
14 November 2009 @ 04:58 pm
Не могу найти "Дж.К.Роулинг. Год из жизни".
Если кто-то в курсе, где сейчас можно скачать фильм - поделитесь, пожалуйста, ссылкой!
Буду очень признательна за помощь.
 
 

After weeks upon weeks of talking about it, it finally premieres tonight on SyFy and Space, then on Tuesday in the U.K., and later next week in Australia.  Yep, I haven’t talked up an episode this much since that one where Hamtaro got lost in the mountains near the Yoshi family residence.

Forecast calls for showers with a 40% chance of aliens.

The forecast calls for rain with a 40% chance of aliens.

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Director Robert Cooper is all smiles despite the inclement conditions. Chalk it up to his can do attitude - and the fact that, unlike the actors, he'll be nice and dry off the set when he calls "Action!".

For a few days last May, Stage 2 was transformed into a dark and rainy jungle set.  What amazed me was how fast and how far the temperature dropped in there once it started raining.

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Carl is on hand to lend Rob his support. Until it starts raining, that is. Then, he's outta there!

Kudos to Robert Cooper for forging ahead with this script even after being advised that it was “more of a season two episode”.  I think this is a perfect season one episode, a fun and clever standalone episode that delivers a new spin on a scifi chestnut.  This one was complicated and, after working the story through in his head, Rob was hit by an epiphany that finally made all the pieces fall into place.  He pitched it out to us and we agreed, it was brilliant.  Satisfied, he set the story aside and busied himself with other things.  Then, about a week later, he phoned up Brad in a panic.  ”What was that great idea I had for the ending?  I forgot!”  Fortunately, Brad remembered.

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Rob explains how he plans to keep the actors as comfortable as possible - then orders them all on set, turns out the lights, makes it rain, and lowers the temperature in Stage 2. Later, he will go to the craft service truck and eat all the cheese from the their grilled cheese sandwiches.

Even though the conditions were miserable, the actors were all troopers and, by all indications, loved working on this episode.

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Special Features Producer Ivon Bartok shooting Robert Cooper about to shoot a scene.

This is one of those episodes that demands a little more of its audience.  In addition to just sitting back and enjoying the ride, viewers will be called upon to put the pieces of the puzzle together.  And, by the way, I love the ending.  It’s one of my very favorites, right up there with McKay’s post fade out “Oh, crap!” at the end of This Mortal Coil and Teal’c unintentionally attending a reading of The Vagina Monologues.

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Uh oh. He's got THAT look again!

If he’s not too busy, I’ll get Rob Cooper to swing on by to do a Q&A with you in January.  That way, you can ask him all sorts of questions like what the hell he was smoking when he came up with this episode.

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Actor Jamil Walker Smith (Sgt. Ronald Greer) takes a break from the dark, wet, and cold in the sunny, warm and dry.

Some really memorable scenes throughout, but David Blue’s performance in this one really made me stand up and take notice.  He’s been great so far but, in Time, he really wows, proving that he is far, far more than terrific comedic actor.

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Actor Brian J. Smith (Lieutenant Matthew Scott) suited up and ready to head back in.

Of course, it’s always tough to gauge audience reaction.  Many times, we’ll produce an episode that I think will knock the fans’ socks off – and it’s met with a lukewarm response.  Other times, I figure certain segments of fandom will hate an episode – and end up genuinely surprised when their response is overwhelmingly positive.  After so many years of doing this, nothing surprises me anymore.  That said, I WILL be surprised if the fan response to this one isn’t very favorable.

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Yep. Mighty muddy.

One of the things I truly love about this episode – beside the mayhem – are all the little character moments, mere instances that go such a long way toward informing the audience on who these people are: Eli’s confession, T.J.’s reflection, Scott’s ingenuity, Rush’s flash of pop culture humanity, Greer’s blind courage in the face of the seemingly insurmountable – to name just a few.

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Writer/Director/Executive Producer Robert Cooper is loving it. Director of Photography Jim Menard, not so much.

One of the things I always loved about Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis was the freedom both shows gave to tell a variety of stories.  One week, our team could be heading off-world to explore some alien landscape; the next, our heroes could be caught up in a no-holds-barred ship to ship battle; the week after that, they could be on Earth investigating a mystery or dealing with a crisis situation on the home front.  And, I’m pleased to say that Universe affords us the same freedom.  We’ve had ship-based adventures (Air I and II, Darkness and Light), explored alien worlds (Water, Air III), dealt with Earth-based embroglio’s (Earth) – and, finally, tonight, it’s something completely different.

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Jamil has his game face on.

Anyway, tune in and let me know your thoughts.  More behind-the-scenes pics and videos headed your way.

By the way, thanks to everyone who has weighed in with suggestions to help me with my ongoing tech issues.  My MacBook is working fine now, no network issues.  On the other hand, I’m still experiencing problems unploading my email settings to my iPhone.  Isn’t there some sort of sync feature that would allow me to plug the iPhone into my MacBook and download the settings directly from my laptop.

Okay, I’m off for dinner – and should be back in plenty of time to watch tonight’s episode…and, of course, peruse your comments.

 
 
13 November 2009 @ 10:35 pm
And finally, I have finished drawing the cast of Atlantis, only 4 years after I started! My art style has changed a bit from my first pencil drawing of "Radek-unglassed".
So here is "Teyla-Woman of Two Worlds".
Many, many thanks to [info]crysothemis who helped me to get over my "artists block" on this one. *waves*


Teyla -Between Worlds
by *Miso-no-Tsuki on deviantART

I did this as a very big picture, so here is a close-up of her face.


Teyla -Close up
by *Miso-no-Tsuki on deviantART
 
 
Current Location: Home, home on the range!
Current Mood: artistic
 
 
 
13 November 2009 @ 12:26 pm
СКАЖІТЬ, ЧОМУ МЕНЮ В КРУТИХ І ПСЕВДОКРУТИХ ЗАКЛАДАХ - ЗАВЖДИ БЕЗГРАМОТНІ??????

НУ НЕВЖЕ ТАК ВАЖКО ПОПРОсИТИ КОГОСЬ ВИЧИТАТИ ЇХ????

набридли всі ці криветки, бехирівки, салати із куріци, масліни, помідори пошопські
 
 
13 November 2009 @ 12:23 pm
два вечори в шампанському
КОЛИСЬ Я НЕ ЛЮБИЛА ПИВА І ШАМПАНСЬКОГО
ТЕПЕР НОРМА =)
КОЛИСЬ Я МРІЯЛА
ТЕПЕР МЕНІ ЦІ МРІЇ СНЯТЬСЯ

колись.... тепер... а різниці нема ніякої...
тільки тепер я більше слухаю, а колись більше розказувала...

тепер стало більше людей, яких я слухаю, і набагато менше тих, кому я можу щось розказати...

а ще я можу поумнічати =)
 
 

Okay, my Macbook is finally online.  And I can finally access my email account on my new laptop.  Now, if I can only figure out how to set up my email account on my new iPhone, I’ll really be in business.

Yep, after repeated appeals to my service provider fell on deaf ears, I decided to cancel my contract and go with a rival.  Goodbye Rogers and Blackberry.  Hello Bell and iPhone.  They’ll hit me with a cancellation fee, of course, but I’ve decided that for every dollar I have to shell out, I’m going to steer one potential subscriber away from their coffers (See details in yesterday’s entry).  Stay tuned.

Well, another day and still no work completed on the outline.  I mean, seriously.  Outlines usually take me about a day to complete but I’ve been so distracted of late that I haven’t even had time to sit down and run the scenes in my head.  Paul, meanwhile, finished his today.  He’s off on the annual end-of-season golf trip with some of the other producers and wanted to make sure he got it out of the way.  I too would love to get mine out of the way, but I’m having a little trouble concentrating of late.  Hey, I don’t suppose anybody out there would be interested in writing this outline for me?

Or learning some Japanese on my behalf?  In less than two weeks, I’m Tokyo-bound and I’m still as conversationally inept in Japanese as I was months ago.

One more day until Stargate: Universe episode 8: Time!  No sex (I promise!) so gather the kiddies around for this one!  Looking forward to hearing your thoughts tomorrow night.

How cool is this.  Cracked.com lists The 7 Most Badass Last Stands in History: http://www.cracked.com/article/197_the-7-most-badass-last-stands-in-history-battle/ Next convention, I’m showing up with a couple of 40 pound axes and a t-shirt that says “McKeller 4ever!”

Hey, this reminds me of the time Carl showed up for work in those orange glo short shorts (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A830V20091110?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true).  The gals in accounting hounded him mercilessly.

Hey, gamers!  Check out this sneak peek of Modern Warfare 3.  I’m not really into video games, but this one looks mighty cool!  http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ultra_realistic_modern_warfare

Uh, isn’t Mac supposed to be faster, smoother, and relatively hiccup-free in comparison?  Well, in the time it’s taken me to write up this blog entry, I’ve dropped my internet connection a good half dozen times.  Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

 
 
12 November 2009 @ 09:35 pm
Challenges
[info]sg1_five_things: Five Secrets About Ronon That Only Amelia Knows
[info]helen_stills: Week 4 Tie Breakers
[info]sga_icontest: Voting Challenge 177
[info]helen_stills: Week 3 Winners
[info]helen_stills: Reminder 2 - Week 4
[info]jf_dh_icontest: Reminder, Challenge 110
[info]jf_dh_icontest: Results Challenge 109

Miscellaneous
[info]geekysaml: Ryan Robbins Convention Pictures
[info]pavaneofstars: Los Angeles Con 2009 Full Report
[info]the_scary_kitty: Preview: Restoration
[info]auburnnothenna: Know How to Fall - SGA BigBang Preview
[info]tielan: The Astonishing Persistence of Memory - Present Tense - SGA BigBang Preview
[info]kyizi: The Deconstruction of Falling Stars - SGA BigBang Preview
[info]sarah09irish: Fanmix "Stargate: Atlantis" (Teyla/Michael)

Fanfic Gen
[info]everybetty - [info]kristen999: Long Ago (and far away) (10/10) [PG-15]

Fanfic Het
[info]sarah09irish: A Unique Sense of Comfort (Beckett/Keller) - [G]
[info]moaningminnie: Home - Part 2 - (Sheppard/Weir) [PG]
[info]tielan: Five Times John And Teyla Were Interrupted And One Time They Weren't - (Sheppard/Teyla)

Fanfic Slash (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]tex: CHEAP TRICK - [NC17]
[info]kyuuketsukirui: The Fourteenth of Green [R]
[info]rosiepaw: In Hindsight's Laser Vision [G]

Fanfic uncategorised
[info]sgatlantislight: : So True a Fool Is Love (No Precious Time Series, 2/28 - [NC17]
[info]jansma: A Savage Road, Part 16.

Fanfic various (RPF & non-SGA roles)
[info]madly_love: If You Need Me (Helen/James)
[info]madly_love: Shadows of the Past (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: The Way to Your Soul (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Two Lonely Hearts (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Color of My Life (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Stay Close to Me (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Angel of My Dreams (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: If You Need Me (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Shadows of the Past (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: The Way to Your Soul (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Two Lonely Hearts (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Color of My Life (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Stay Close to Me (Helen/Will)
[info]madly_love: Angel of My Dreams (Helen/Will)

Fanart
[info]danceswithgary: Two Covers for Checkmate Verse by beadattitude - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]skinscript: Cover: Joyriding

Screencaps
[info]hewlett_daily: Traders
[info]daily_mcshep: THE PRODIGAL - (McKay/Sheppard)
[info]brendan_vincent: Wicked Wednesday!
[info]daily_flan: Baby Boy
[info]keller_daily: Identity
[info]ronon_liz_daily: Sunday - (Ronon/Weir)
[info]lizabeth_daily: The Real World
[info]jstaite_daily: 2007 Collectormania 12
[info]sparky_daily: Conversion
[info]lizabeth_daily: Home
[info]daily_flan: I'm Cool
[info]jt_daily: Epiphany
[info]ronon_daily: Tao of Rodney
[info]sga_ships_daily: Remnants
[info]teyla_daily: Promo Shot
[info]jstaite_daily: Black Dress Glenn Campbell Photoshoot
[info]keller_daily: The Seer
[info]sga_daily: Allies
[info]sparky_daily: Letters from Pegasus
[info]hewlett_daily: Sanctuary
[info]ronon_liz_daily: The Hive

You can reach us at sga.newsletter@googlemail.com or just leave us a comment (comments will be screened).
 
 

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Product tweaks and bug kill

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New FCK fixes rich text editor!

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LiveJournal Cares

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12 November 2009 @ 05:06 pm
"Какие деньжищи, какие деньжищи... Но я же ЧЕСТНЫЙ кассир! О-о-о, какая мука..."


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Thanks to everyone who has offered up informed advice, hopeful suggestions, and strongly worded remonstrations on my ongoing tech problems.  The battle continues on two fronts.  First, there’s the internet issues with my new Macbook.  Despite repeated attempts to log on to my home network (I can make a connection just fine at work), I keep getting the “This computer was unable to join the AirPort network you selected.  You may have entered an incorrect password…” message.  My online tech support suggested I try changing the network name and password – which I’ve been reluctant to do since, the way my luck has been going, it’ll no doubt end up screwing the internet capabilities of the laptops that CAN still get a connection.  Hmmm.  Maybe I’ll give it a try later tonight, but only after I’ve uploaded this entry.  If no comments are approved after this entry is published, you can be sure I’m royally screwed.

Then, there’s the issues with my damn Blackberry.  This one is particularly infuriating because, unlike my laptop, I can’t use the damn thing.  Oh, sure, I can scroll up and down and side to side, but I can’t click down on the trackball.  Actually, that’s not entirely true.  I CAN click down on the trackball, but it requires me to set the tip of a pen against it and then press down with my full body weight.  Needless to say it’s a highly inconvenient method of communication.  I was at Fuel last night and Tom informed me that he experienced the very same problem.  And so had a number of his friends.  And so had A LOT of other people as my subsequent online research revealed.  Apparently, it’s a problem with the hardware, NOT the software (as my cell phone provider would have me believe).  Unfortunately, the phone is over a year old and no longer under warranty so my only options are to: a) purchase a new phone and start a new contract, or b) suck it. 

I figured that, after my many years as a Rogers customer, I would be rewarded for my loyalty and offered some sort of deal.  Perhaps a discount on an iPhone?  Some free weekends on my new contract?  A coupon for a free McChicken if I purchase a sandwich of equal or greater value?  Nope, sorry.  Longtime Rogers customers aren’t as important as relatively new customers who have less than a year remaining on their contracts.  THEIR business, Rogers wants to keep.  YOUR business – they‘ve already got.  What’re you gonna do?  Well, like I said, you can purchase a new phone at full price and sign up for another three year contract (and hope the same thing doesn’t happen to you a year from now) or you can suck it.  Or…

You can pay a penalty and take your business elsewhere, see what kind of deals a rival cell phone provider can offer that will hopefully offset the cost of breaking your contract.  And, if you’re feeling pissed off enough, start a contest on your blog that would automatically enter anyone who drops Rogers in favor of a rival provider in a draw to win a round-trip airfare for two to anywhere in the world of the winner’s choosing.  And offer a similar incentive to anyone willing to drop Blackberry for an iPhone.  Also, new customers who sign up for an internet provider OTHER THAN Rogers or purchase an iPhone over a Blackberry would also be eligible.  I haven’t quite worked out the details, but give me a couple of days.

And, of course, Rogers and Blackberry can suck it instead.

Hey, Stargate science consultant Mika McKinnon () will be giving a talk next week about working as a science consultant, science in science fiction, and the science portrayed in Stargate.  If you’re interested, head on over:

Monday, 3pm, running at least 15 min but not more than 1 hr.
Earth & Ocean Sciences seminar room (EOS-Main 330A), UBC campus

A reminder to all you Book of the Month club participants who read Emissaries from the Dead and have questions for the author – Post ‘em!  You have until tomorrow night!

Mailbag:

JYS writes: “I found out about the closure too on facebook…sucks…cause I never got a chance to try the duck or belly confit.”

Answer: There’s still time.  You have about three weeks until the changeover.  And I’m sure there’s a strong possibility the duck and the belly confit will make an appearance on the new menu at some point.

Ron writes: “So theoretically dialing the gate while in the sun would have worked but Rush somehow managed to stop them?”

Answer: Rush may have been able to pull one over on Telford and his crew, but it’s unlikely he would be able to do the same to Eli who is in a better position to check and either confirm or deny Rush’s assertion.

PoorOldEdgarDerby writes: “Who has you beat on Fuel visits?”

Answer: Some guy who used to go in for lunch all the time (I personally think dinners should count for more).  Anyway, I went in for my own lunch visit today and tied him.  One more visit should put me over the top.

Flygirl writes: “No Fuel?!! What will we do?!! It’s always one of my first stops, when I’m in Vancouver! Rats! It’s those darn protesters fault!”

Answer: Ha, I guarantee that the protesters are deluded enough to think this was all them.  But fear not, Flygirl.  The reimagined Fuel will be taking its place and I’m confident the food will be a terrific as ever.

Jmanzione writes: “Regarding Fuel; the name change, menu change, and emphasis on “more affordable” tells me that your city, and probably your country, is being hit with the same economic destruction that the USA is experiencing and at least your friends at Fuel still have a company and their employees won’t be tossed to the curb.”

Answer: That’s it, I suspect.  All of the city’s fine dining establishments have taken a hit and several have shut down operations entirely.

Paloosa writes: “Since Destiny is elderly, will there be some breakdowns now that the crew is taxing its systems?
Can “Time” be considered a stand alone episode?
Will there ever be an episode where the crew of the Destiny can rally against something together, instead of against each other?”

Answers: 1) Possibly.  2) Yes. 3) I’d say they rallied together at the end of Earth with Brody and Volker following Rush’s plan to rid Destiny of Telford and co.

Cat writes: “I am saddened to hear of Fuel’s closing also. Unfortunately I’ve never been, as it’s a bit out of my price range, but I had been planning on selecting it for my celebration dinner when I finally complete my undergrad (the parents would foot the bill for the meal in that case).”

Answer: The reimagined Fuel will be more casual and more affordable from what I hear, so you can still check it out.

Matt Boesch writes: “at the end of justice will we see a to be continue logo?”

Answer: Nope.  You’ll just have to trust us!

Anais33 a ecrit: “=) je veux posé des questions à Maximus!
1) Où êtes vous née?
2) Avez vous eu dàja des disputes avec vos camarades chiens? Qui? et pourquoi?
3) Que pensez vous de Joseph?”

Maximus repond: 1) Calgary, Alberta.  Canada.
2) Oui.  Brie.  Et Lulu des fois.  Elles sont mechantes.
3) Il est toujours en retard avec mon dîner!

Flappo writes: “So may I ask what Animes do you watch?”

Answer: The last two I watched were Death Note and When They Cry, both of which I enjoyed.  Some of my faves include: Berserk, Cowboy Bebop, Now and Then Here and There, Utena, Ninja Scroll, Read or Die, Samurai 7, Samurai Champloo, Kino’s Journey, Last Exile, Azumanga Daioh, Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Excel Saga, Infinite Ryvius, Patlabor, Love Hina, Video Girl Air.

Extra Ordinary Teenager writes: “Hey Joe, what is the episode composition for sgu? is it still 5 acts and the tease like sga?”

Answer: Yes, same as it was for both SGA and SG-1.

Anubis91 writes: “I would like to know if we could see those “un”official lists of adress that has been done in the past ?”

Answer: I’ll look into it for you.

Shelsfc writes: “any chance we might see you make an appearance there btw? It’s apparently gonna be the last Gatecon “

Answer: It always comes down to scheduling for me.

D writes: “A) Why did you chose to put this type of content in the Kino videos, and why wasn’t more of this type of content included in the show?
B) Since these first intro episode are about the audience getting to know the ship and cast why aren’t we seeing a bit more of how they’re setting up life out there and learning to live around the technology of the ship (beyond just *it’s broken right now*):
Picking rooms, morning exercise routines, exploring places like the medlab, making revelations about the ancients, etc.”

Answers: A) Some of this content has been incorporated into the show (Darkness comes to mind and this week’s episode, Time, is a great example).
B) We’ve already done a fair amount of set-up and will be exploring how the crew is settling into their new lives over the course of this season.

Bailey writes: “Closing Fuel and opening a new restaurant with the same owners is wierdly like how Stargate was “reopened” with SGU.
Hope you like the new place.”

Answer: Oh, I know I will.  But, in the unlikely event I don’t, I’ll demand changes and if they don’t come about instantly, I’ll organize a boycott and try to shut them down – just for spite J

Simon writes: “1) What’s the deal with the one worded titles this season? Not complaning, just curious as to what the insperation was behind that chose.
2) I know this has been asked COUNTLESS times, but, when are talks with MGM about the SG1/SGA movie going to continue?
3) How many Nic Rush-centered episodes are we going to see this season?
4) Will we see who/what attacked the Destiny? And does it involve ‘the pod’ from ”AIR (3)”?”

Answers: 1) I suggested one word titles for season one, hoping we would do two word titles for season two.  So far, the two word titles thing hasn’t exactly caught on.
2) There are no “talks”.  It’s up to the studio to decide when the movies move forward.
3) Depends what you mean by Rush-centered.  If you’re talking specifically Rush-centered, only one comes to mind: Human.
4) Stay tuned.

DasNdanger writes: “Joe – quick question about Fuel. jmanzione did a good job at pointing out the probable economic reasons for the change, but do you think such things as the foie gras protesters had any bearing on their decision?”

Answer: Not at all considering the fact that foie will no doubt be on the new menu as well.

Scary writes: “# 1 Does the SG1 movie have a title like SGA does?
# 2 When you get the “call” do you think that both movies will be made at the same time or will they only make one at a time?
# 3 How long do you think you will get to shoot each movie?
# 4 Who is tentatively slated to direct each movie?”

Answers: 1) Stargate: Revolution
2) I wouldn’t even dare hazard a guess.
3) 3-4 weeks for each movie would be great.
4) I know that Andy Mikita is slated to direct Stargate: Extinction.

Melendwyrwrites: “What were the most important scenes from the first six episodes of SGU?”

Answer: That’s a matter of opinion.  The examples you gave from other shows are not moments I would consider “important” in comparison to others.

Earndoggy writes: “What exactly is time shifting? If that means recording it and then watching it later….”

Answer: That’s exactly what it means.  And Maximus says hi!

C. writes: “1. How do the Kino webisodes fit with the show’s continuity?”

Answer: Some kino scenes will be episode-specific while others will be more general.  They’re added material so, no, you don’t have to watch them to follow what’s going on in the show – however, they do offer insight into ship life and certain characters that someone who only watches the episodes won’t be privy to.

2. I’m really liking Becker and an IMDB search tells me Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman had a role as unnamed server on the SG-1 episode “Momento Mori.” It took me a little while to remember that was the one where Vala lost her memory and was working at a restaurant — which is I’m assuming where he played that character.
Did you guys notice that once you cast Bowyer-Chapman and could Becker be considered the same character?”

Answer: Nope.  He got the role based on his audition.

Montrealer writes: “Is the remaining episodes similar to aired episode arc? Or will the look and feel of the show changes?”

Answer: As I’ve been saying, the next three episodes to the mid-season break (and the four following) are terrific and definitely more action-oriented featuring alien encounters, ship to ship battles, the shuttle in action, suspense, intrigue, and double-crosses.  It all starts this Friday night with Robert C. Cooper’s masterpiece Time.

Sheryl writes: “Hey Joe, did ya get the chustnuts?”

Answer: Hey, Sheryl.  Yes, and thanks!  They were a hit in the office.

DasNdanger writes: “Speaking of which – you said last year that you would be heading back Sushi Kanesaka this year? Any plans of doing so?”

Answer: Although it’s not on my itinerary, I think I might.

Daniel Hardy writes: “My question would be, obviously you’ve spoken about how there have been a lot of changes from how SG-1 and SGA where written/produced/shot etc, are these things you know look back and thing, “wow, we should have been doing it this way all along.”

Answer: Oh, sure.  I enjoy the cohesiveness and running throughlines of SGU and, while we did a bit of that in SG-1 and SGA, I think both shows could have benefited from more sustained arcs.

Tammy Dixon writes: “ Condolences on the loss of Fuel. I hope all the staff have found other positions?”

Answer: Same positions.  Same place.  Just a different concept for the restaurant.

Guy writes: “ It’s the responsibility of people in the United States to voice their opinions.”

Answer: Really?  It’s a responsibility to have an opinion on everything?  So you’re suggesting it’s un-American to NOT comment on the heavy-set guy wearing the orange shorts sitting across from you on the bus?

Guy also writes: “The show is rather flat, and that’s not a personal opinion, that’s an opinion of someone who has done a decent amount of acting, and has written a few skits…”

Answer: Alright, so now that we’ve established you’re expert credentials, go on…

Guy also writes: “Being “argumentative” means you argue with facts, and logic. Being “verbally aggressive” means you attack people and their ideas.”

Answer: Ideas are off-limits?  Ideas as in “ideas we have for the show and write into scripts” or “ideas everyone else has like, say, an opinion on an idea we had that we incorporated into the show”?  Also, saying you like or dislike something is an opinion – which you’re of course entitled to, but I hardly see how an opinion ca be grounded in logic.  You’re baking analogy is all well and good, but it doesn’t deal in facts.  I mean, you can say you feel the characters aren’t compelling and I can disagree and say I feel they are compelling, but I don’t think either of us have logic or facts on our side.

Guy also writes: “And the portrayal of the women characters seems to non-verbally say, that Chloe likes to have sex…”

Answer: Yes, Chloe seems to enjoy sex.  And, from all indications, so do Scott, Young, and James.  And, I’m willing to bet, a lot of people, some of whom ARE women.

Guy also writes: “… …”, Young’s wife is willing to have sex with some strange body (because remember, she sees Telford, not Young like we do)…”

Answer: True, but the individual occupying the body is no stranger to her.  It’s her husband.

Guy also writes: “…Wray is passed over for promotions in the I.O.A.”

Answer: So what?  You only assume it’s because she’s a woman in an effort to shoe horn this example into your argument.  There is no indication that was the case.

MrsB. writes: “Will Rush develop a soft spot for any of the crew members? Or have a single friendly encounter with anyone that turns around on him, sending him further into his shell?”

Answer: We’ll be exploring Rush’s vulnerabilities (and his backstory) in the second half of season one.

Cook66 writes: “I wonder… Did any of the other shows, or any shows, ever create as much hostility?”

Answer: Oh, yeah.  SG-1: shippers vs. non-shippers, fans upset at Daniel Jackson’s departure, the rise of the anti-Jonas faction, complaints of not enough team, complaints of not enough gate travel, complaints of too many Earth-based episodes, Carter fans vs. Vala fans, Carter fans vs. Mitchell fans, fans who hated seasons 9 and 10 because they felt it was no longer Stargate.  Atlantis: Fans upset at Weir’s departure, fans upset at Beckett’s departure, fans upset at Carter’s inclusion, the anti-Keller faction, complaints of not enough team, complaints of not enough gate travel, complaints of too much emphasis on McKay/Keller.  Those are just some of the lightning rod issues I can remember off the top of my head.   Scifi fans are, by their very nature, extremely passionate about their shows.

Belouchi writes: “Thanks for answering my questions. I was wondering if you know any good restaurants in Boston because I’m planning a little romantic get away with my girlfriend.”

Answer: Sorry, I’m unfamiliar with the Boston restaurant scene.  Hop on Chowhound and get some recommendations.

ACW writes: “Which I would certainly expect you to dispute, but please do so on your own (or your colleagues’) behalf, rather than claming to be defending the actress.”

Answer: My original comment was not a defense of the actress.  Feel free to read it.

ACW also writes: “But no, calling Lt. James “Lt. Rack” (which I note has happened less since the writers started to let her keep her uniform on, and occasionally to do something non-rack-related even if it’s still All About The Guy) is not demeaning Julia Benson, any more than calling Lt. Uhura “Lt. Hailing Frequencies” would be demeaning Nichellle Nichols.”

Answer: You’re kidding, right?  The first is a reference to the actress’s physical attributes.  The latter is a reference to the character.  It’s no different than someone criticizing a scene for being racist while using racist terminology to make his point.  Like I said, by doing so you risk not being taken seriously.  You can feel free to disagree and assume people will respect your opinion regardless but I made the point as a result of what I was seeing and not simply stating a personal preference.

Hithere writes: “We’ve seen in SG-1’s S09E20 ‘Camelot’ an emulator of the subspace link generated by the stones which showed an analog signal. Now, I’m going to take this as intended cannon for my next question.
Why don’t they constantly interrupt the signal in order to send a data stream?”

Answer: 1) They don’t know how to use the stones to transmit a data stream and 2) What exactly would they be sending?

DP writes: “Is Rush’s name a tribute to the band?”

Answer: No.

Candace writes: “So okay…I still loved it…but I never remember hating a book so much at one point…LOL”

Answer: Given your response, I can’t wait to hear your reaction to the end of the next book.  My advice is to make sure there are no toss-worthy hot beverages within reach.

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11 November 2009 @ 05:50 pm
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EDIT@08:16 UTC/GMT. Wow. That was ugly. I expected it to go for 30 minutes and have maybe 1 minute of broken connectivity. Instead it lasted over 4 hours and we had 10 minutes of downtime directly related to the load balancer upgrades and then another 5-10 minutes of downtime when our primary Pingback database server crashed and the secondary couldn't take over; which could have been indirectly caused by the network upgrade missing a self-VIP.

Anyways, we're up, we're working, the load balancers are barely breaking a sweat right now and I need some food and a shot of whiskey. I don't even *like* whiskey!!

Thanks [info]mhwest and [info]dnewhall for helping out!

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On Saturday the 14th at 4AM UTC/GMT we will be upgrading the operating system of our network load balancers to a newer version, one that will allow us to use both CPUs! Nifty, because multiprocessing is nice.

Since we have 2 load balancers, the plan is to upgrade 1 at a time, and there really should be very little impact to our website. Hopefully you won't notice a thing and I'll get to go back to the hotel and watch some wonderful late night infomercials.

We've got a lot of exciting projects coming up for 2010 and we're hoping that we'll be able to deliver them all to you, that you will find it useful/cool/lovely and then you will use the site even more. Behind-the-scenes work like this will give us the capacity to handle the anticipated traffic, so expect a few more maintenance windows especially in the beginning of next year as we've got some neat ideas to improve performance around here! We had the recent 30-45 minute outage yesterday due to one of our logging databases filling up disk space -- not so great design coupled with my human error in handling the initial problem -- and it looks like we're going to finally have some resources to eliminate stuff like that. I can't wait!

As usual, I will be updating status.livejournal.org before and after, just in case you are not able to reach our main website during the work.
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 01:17 pm
[info]schreik предложил новую флэшмобину, на мотив фэнтези в общем и МТА в частности:

Они в гробу вертели Розенталя.
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На шпильках топик и клыки в подарок.
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Был эльф козел, но я его любила.

Поддерживаю! ;)
[info]volha
Двуручный меч с оптическим прицелом.
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В ручье стирала потный бронелифчик...
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Продам коня. Всеяден. Триста верст пробега.
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Мозги имела всем, но отдалась лишь эльфу...
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Он был хорошим другом и закуской.

Выжимка из комментов на мой имхастый вкус (неспешно апдейчу) :) Покопайтесь тоже - там еще много вкусного! Или добавьте свое ;) )
 
 
 
 

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